Tea commandments

Went with Anja to her office. Sat down quietly and watched Netflix. Was ordered to bring a round of tea. Apparently it is not just boiling water in the kettle and putting the tea bag in the cup. You have to get the colour right depending if it is for Steve or for Paul, you have to put milk first or top it up with a bit of water depending if it is for Carol or for Susan. In case you might get confused someone in the office has placed these Tea Commandments on the cupboard. Just to confuse you even more. At least  the kettle measures in cups.